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Come as you are as you were as I want you to be [Jan. 9th, 2011|12:58 am]
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[Current Mood |crushed...]


Oh God I'm so fucking lonely.
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nobody reads this shit [Jul. 27th, 2010|03:50 am]
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[Current Mood |exhaustedexhausted]
[Current Music |Combat baby come back]


You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football.

You go to Gulf Shores every summer.

You call the Atlanta Braves baseball team "us" like they're actually from Alabama.

You would much rather visit Florida than California.

You don't "take", you "carry" or "tote"... as in "You want me to carry you down to the 7-11?"

A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's Coke.

You call it a "buggy" and not a shopping cart.

You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould" during the last week.


Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

You know the meaning of the phrase "Fobbed again."

You can properly pronounce Arab, Eufaula, Opelika, Loachapoka, Bayou La Batre, and Oneonta.

You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway.

You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are sissies.

You aren't surprised to find rental movies, groceries, ammunition and bait all in the same store.


You've missed a wedding or a funeral to go to a football game.

Asian food is always "CHINESE" regardless of the fact that it may actually be Korean or Japanese or Thai.

People actually grow, eat, and like okra.

Mamanem means the whole family. ("Are mamanem comin?")

You measure distance in minutes.

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You know what "cow tipping" is.

The local papers cover national and international news on
one page but require 6 pages for sports.

You think that the first day of deer season is a national
holiday.

You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still
summer, and Christmas.

You know whether another Alabamian is from east, west, or middle Alabama as soon as they open their mouth.

Visiting Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime.

You can drive without your license because you know if a cop stops you he'll know you and let you go.

You know the difference between redneck, hillbilly, and southerner.

You think everybody from the north has an accent.

Y'all is a word.

There is no such thing as tea.. it's sweet tea.

If a single snowflake falls, the town is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a week. All grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer. If there is a remote chance of snow, and if it does snow, people will be on the corner selling "I survived the blizzard" tee-shirts, not to mention the fact that all schools will close at the slightest possible chance of snow.

Your directions include "when you see the Waffle House" or "turn on the dirt road."

You say "sir" and "ma'am" if there's even a chance someone is even thiry seconds older than you.

The falling of one rain drop causes all drivers to immediately forget all traffic rules; so will daylight savings time, a girl applying eye shadow in the next car, or a flat tire three lanes over.

There is nothing but country on the radio.

A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

Almost everyone you know is Baptist or Methodist.

A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.


You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.

You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts are the only doughnuts that exist.

You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo.

You don't assume the car with the blinker light on is actually going to turn anytime in the near future.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.

You think a green light means the pace car has just left the track and It's time to go racing.

 

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Rosemary [Apr. 24th, 2010|03:58 pm]
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[Current Mood |tired.]
[Current Music |Heaven restores you in life]


I still don't have an idea.
An idea as to why my life is the way it is.
I don't have anybody in the whole world that wants to hear me out, wants to make me feel comforted for even one fucking minute.

So I'll smile, and I'll laugh, and I'll keep on with the act
until it kills me



Where are you.
Where are you
I need you.

I need you right now. Why can't somebody be there for me.

This isn't what I wanted. I just want to feel safe. I'm not safe. I never have been. Where are you? Why must you hide from me? I'm less like a friend and more like a cardboard cut out of a big smiling face. I can't show them my fears. I can't show them how much I'd be better off alone.

I once thought it was you, my love. I thought it was you.....I was, as I so often am, so wrong. It's not you. Not anymore. Now it's your ex. Your ex. And yet........................it seems okay. I feel love for her. I don't want her to leave the country. I don't want her to go away. I don't want that thought to even cross my mind. You're the best friend I ever had....I think I love you. Isn't that sad? Isn't that fucked up? Shit.....please don't leave me. Don't leave me alone. Always be there. Always be there for me. I'll be there for you...don't ever cry like I do...I always want to see you smiling.I'll try as hard as I can....I'll do everything in my power to make you feel loved...cared for....you don't know how important you are to me. I'll never let you know. ..I feel so perfect when I'm speaking with you. I cannot tell you when I cry (almost everyday) but at least you know how to make it stop...I don't even know how to make it stop. I promise I'll give you everything, just don't fucking go. Don't go away from me. I want to hold you tightly....

And yet.

There's still you.

I still love you.

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How fucking depressing [Mar. 24th, 2010|03:40 pm]
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[Current Mood |lonelyI'm going to lose it]
[Current Music |SOS.]


Fuck
My
Life.

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WHAT THE SHIT [Nov. 27th, 2009|10:21 pm]
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[Current Mood |creativeuuhh..]

FALSE ALARM

IT WORKS NOW
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE [Nov. 27th, 2009|09:47 pm]
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[Current Mood |crazyWUP WUP]
[Current Music |JKGLAENRG]

I BROKE MY FUCKING LAPTOP


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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a lot of these are remixes or some shit [Nov. 13th, 2009|09:30 pm]
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[Current Mood |lethargicemptyy]
[Current Music |It leaves me feeling empty]

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever music player you have on random.
Step 2: Post a line/stanza from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly. (No Cheating)





1.) All right nerds, geeks, hermaphrodites
I want you to put your index fingers in the air
On the count of three I want you to start right clicking


2.) I wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a bitch
I wanna pay for it, all this shit
I wanna pay for it like a god damn son of a BITCH


3.) I am not even sure, if I am hiding him.
Trophy or lost property ... –
did I drag him to this place,
slave to some dark desire,
or have I merely found him here
in childlike innocence and curiosity?

4) Keine Plattform für dich
Keine Luft mehr für dich
Keine Zukunft für dich
Nicht ein Tag mehr für dich
Viel zu lang schon hast du mich begleitet
Hast du mich vergiftet
Hast du dich verbreitet - Lass mich!


5.) We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
To pretend
We're fated to pretend
To pretend

6.) Settle settle down now
We got all our wiggles out
Now it's time to settle down
Settle settle settle down now

7.) Herz an Herz
Hörst du mich
S.O.S. Ich liebe dich
Ich und du
Immerzu
Du und ich
Herz an Herz
Tag und Nacht
Immerzu daran gedacht
Bist du auch
So verliebt Wie ich

8) Sterben!

Waidmanns, manns, manns, manns Heil

Sie spürt die Mündungsenergie
Feiner Schweiß tropft auf das Knie


9.) Death is my mentality shit is my insanity
Scraping melting pussy flesh is my speciality
Agonize the shitty colon
Appetize the penis swollen
Eat the constipiated offerings off her bleeding ring

10) You don't love me anymore
I see it in your eyes
Don't believe in your lies
Just cold as ice

11.) The basement scene is hot and sweaty
Bodies packed from wall to wall
The band are tearing through their set
The encore is the best of all
Let’s keep this party going, yo
We’ve got nowhere else to be
Someone yells, "Less talk more rock!"
Mostly unironically

12.) Doch reicht das nicht
Bescheidenheit? Alles was recht ist
Ich nehme alles, auch wenn es schlecht ist
Ich werde nie satt

13.)
Make me crawl on the floor - break me
Make me scream for more - take me
You rule. I adore - use me
Use me, abuse me

14.)
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-
Ma Baker- she taught her four sons
Ma Baker- to handle their guns
Ma Baker- she never could cry,
Ma Baker- but she knew how to die

15.) Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'

16.)Murder murder, come inside
murder murder, hold me tight

Murder murder, please return
murder murder, has to burn




17 ) Ist es das, was ich fühl
Bin ich endlich am Ziel
Ist es das, was ich will

Und mein Herz steht still

18.) P to the E to the N to the I to the S
Suck it
My Penis is famous my penis is on online
7 million views a day YAY

19.) Ich mach die Augen zu
Dann seh ich sie
Ich sperr sie ein in meine Fantasie
Ich mach die Augen zu
Sie wehrt sich nicht
Liebe ist für alle da - nicht für mich

20.)Feed the holy jaws no saying pain is the answer
after all is gone the story leaves me feeling empty
and all alone
it leaves me feeling empty
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CREAM ON THE INSIDE CLEAN ON THE OUTSIDE [Oct. 8th, 2009|03:53 pm]
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[Current Location |NO]
[Current Mood |crazySHIT]
[Current Music |Paparazzi]


The WE ALL LOVE TRANSFORMERS Amazing 21 Questions Meme
Fill out the questions in a post in your journal so everyone knows how much of a nerd you are.

1 - Name every Transformers series you have watched: G1, Beast Wars, TF:A, the movies, and most of the Japanese series (the older shit, not like Unicron Trilogy or whatever) 

2 - What was your favourite series? Fucking Animated, brah

3 - Have you read any of the comic series? Megatwon Origins and fuckin' Animated comics

4 - Which faction do you prefer? DECEPTICONS

5 - Which character (or characters) do you like most? There's a fuckload of characters that I like but it's 99.9% Decepticons. I always like the villians better. Always. Evil is just so much sexier, ya know?

6 - Why do you like them so much? WHY THE FUCK NOT? I have every other goddamn fetish, hell I think  sometimes I really am pansexual. I'm big into beastiality and shit that ain't human, son. Robots is just another level.

7 - What is your favourite pairing? Honestly? Probably Megatron and Starscream, even if it's been done to motherfucking death. Lockdown and Prowl is a close second but Megs and Screamer will always be my favorite. And really, I give a fuck if it's popular or not. As long as I get a boner from it, it's a-okay

8 - Why do you like this pairing so much, you deviant?
Motherfucker it's HOT. I just like it. Starscream's a princess bitch with a sandy vagina and depending on what series Megatron's in, he's a manly man and he don't take shit from bitchwhores like Starscream. And those two are my favorite kind of gays (don't even lie, you know they go for the dick) FUCKIN BITCH FACE AND MACHO MAN. GOD YES

9. What sort of sex do you like your robots to have? Does it fucking matter? It's porn. Fuck it doesn't matter what it is as long as it's hot to me. The minute it stops being hot in my eyes I don't like it. That's as deep as I get, nigger.

10 - Dress someone up. Who is it and what are they wearing? Shockwave in Gothic Lolita wear, lifting his skirt up to show off his pink delicious panties I fucking love his delicus womanly hips, I want to run my hands all over that shit. I bet it's like touching the back of a sting-ray.

11 - If you were a giant transforming robot, would you be a pirate or a ninja? BUT LOCKDOWN  IS BOTH!!! D8

12 - What are your thoughts on Transformers reproduction? Babies don't turn me on, so I don't really care at all but if it's part of a story it pisses me off cause it cuts out story time that could be used for SEX.


13 - If Huffer and Gears threw down in a fight, who would win? My dick would bust in from the Earth and shatter their assholes with the force of a thousand stampeding Giraffe's. So I guess my cock would be the winner in the end

14 - RUMBLE IS RED OR IS THAT FRENZY IS BLUE OR RED WHAT? RUMBLE IS A DICKBAG.

15 - Do you have a folder full of Transformers porn on your computer?
Japanese. And surprisingly no it's not all porn. Only a small percent is. In the end, cute is better than hot to me

16 - How many pictures does it have in it? You didn't fucking tell me I had to go look in it.  Fuck you you'll never know

17 - Your thoughts on Transformers gender Needs more cock

18 - Kiss Players is the best thing to happen to Transformers. Do you agree with this statement? No but it's not becuase it weirds me out, I just think Animated is the best thing.

19 - Do you roleplay? If so, where, what, why, how?
Lockdown, Blitzy, and Swindle. And I'm not telling you any more shit you motherfucker. You just keep on wondering with your bitchass.

20 - Are Transformers SERIOUS BUSINESS? -sigh- It fucking can be.....

21 - TRUKK OR MUNKY? DICKS OF COURSE.
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All those bitches down at the club [Sep. 25th, 2009|11:06 pm]
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[Current Mood |crankyImagine all the girls.]
[Current Music |Happy Birthday]



You make me motherfucking sick to my stomach. Jesus christ You don't even KNOW. Shitfuck. You don't even need to do anything. It's that piece of shit love I have for you again. Goddamn. GODDAMN I WANT TO SHOUT SO LOUD

I guess I need to update.

I haven't been up to shit. Failing school, failing life, failing at love and friendship. The fucking usual. God I really know how to screwup. Please don't hold it against me



I'm a sorry bitch. Really sorry. I wonder if anyone can tell I'm unhappy. Not that I wouldn't blame them for not noticing. Since I hide my real  emotions and all. So much that I don't even know what I'm really feeling at all most of the time. Nobody cares what I feel though, I'm not something that ever mattered anyways so why should I care that they don't care.


FFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.


I still feel really lonely.What the hell. What the hell. I hate crying. I hate it. I hate it I hate it I hate it like I hate you.





will you hold it against me?
will you hate me for it?
will you cherish these moments?
will you come to terms with me?
will you ever fucking GET OUT OF MY MIND


Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
I love you
I love you

Would you like a present too?




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SickSickSick of you
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I have no respect [May. 25th, 2009|01:57 am]
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Nyeheheeh you guys are gonna kill me for this.




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